You Cannot Rest Here
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
apparently minecraft is giving people nightmares now
I hope that Magic is able to incorporate more queer representation b/c a part of me is afraid that Ashiok and the Guardians of Meletis are just tokenism. But I will say that Wizards’ track record with female characters and nonwhite representation has been stellar.
I don’t know about Guardians of Meletis, but I’ve always gotten the feeling that Ashiok is something the people at Wizards have wanted for awhile and finally just went with it. I honestly wouldn’t be too terribly surprised if Ashiok had been meant to show up earlier, maybe even RTR as a Dimir PW.
So, about a month ago, me and my younger sister decided to hit up the local thrift store. I stumbled upon this gem.
For $2, I decided to take this treasure home, and aptly name it “Crying Baby Pumpkin-Head”. When I got home, I realized it had a cord, and plugged into the wall…What in God’s holy name did I buy this is a soul sucking demon of Satan.