I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
I wonder how many people don’t get this
But I could never forget
are you kidding
everyone knows this pun
I don’t get it.
Almost. Almost everybody
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
And this of course is Aragorn’s sword Anduril, Flame of the West, re-forged from the shards of Narsil, given to me by Viggo Mortensen. Now, this has nothing to do with the metaphor - I just want to remind everyone that I have this.